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Episode 613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Die Eltern klären die Kids über Sex und so auf...:
Randy Marsh: "A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. [the boys are stunned] Uh this is called "sixty-nining" and it's normal."
Sharon Marsh: "See boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it... feels good to have a man's penis inside of it."
Sheila Broslovsky: "That's right, but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle."
Gerald Broslovski: "Now, on to double penetration, boys. You see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice."
Randy Marsh: "That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting."
Sheila Broslovski: "It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other."
Randy Marsh: "Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it."
Gerald Broslovski: "Okay boys. Do you have any questions? [the boys are still stunned, but one of them finally speaks]"
Stan: "...Wwow. [another long moment of stunned silence]"
Die Eltern klären die Kids über Sex und so auf...:
Randy Marsh: "A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. [the boys are stunned] Uh this is called "sixty-nining" and it's normal."
Sharon Marsh: "See boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it... feels good to have a man's penis inside of it."
Sheila Broslovsky: "That's right, but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle."
Gerald Broslovski: "Now, on to double penetration, boys. You see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice."
Randy Marsh: "That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting."
Sheila Broslovski: "It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other."
Randy Marsh: "Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it."
Gerald Broslovski: "Okay boys. Do you have any questions? [the boys are still stunned, but one of them finally speaks]"
Stan: "...Wwow. [another long moment of stunned silence]"
„Ich bin nicht links, ich bin nicht rechts, ich bin Punk."
Tief im Herzen wartet jeder auf das Ende der Welt. (Haruki Murakami)
Tief im Herzen wartet jeder auf das Ende der Welt. (Haruki Murakami)
haha!! ownage!Somnium hat geschrieben:Episode 613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Die Eltern klären die Kids über Sex und so auf...:
Randy Marsh: "A-alright, now, now listen, kids. There's some things we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. [the boys are stunned] Uh this is called "sixty-nining" and it's normal."
Sharon Marsh: "See boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it... feels good to have a man's penis inside of it."
Sheila Broslovsky: "That's right, but sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle."
Gerald Broslovski: "Now, on to double penetration, boys. You see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice."
Randy Marsh: "That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting."
Sheila Broslovski: "It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other."
Randy Marsh: "Going number 1 or number 2 on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it."
Gerald Broslovski: "Okay boys. Do you have any questions? [the boys are still stunned, but one of them finally speaks]"
Stan: "...Wwow. [another long moment of stunned silence]"